
We often hear people say that something “didn’t age well,” meaning it has become outdated, offensive, or no longer relevant to contemporary society. Especially with reference to movies, that phrase has become exceedingly popular, often debunking their ability to stand the “test of time”. This is particularly the case when the said films fail to adhere to current standards or values, or simply perpetuate ideas that no longer resonate with new generations of viewers. Consequently, iconic movies that seem to be ingrained in our cultural, linguistic, and social fabric, are often questioned and called out for “not having aged well”. One such film now facing scrutiny is “Sexmission” – an undeniable classic that redefined Polish comedy cinema and still has audiences bursting into laughter, despite its political incorrectness.
“Sexmission” is a Polish sci-fi comedy directed by Juliusz Machulski in 1983, which tells the story of two men – Max and Albert – who undergo hibernation in 1991 for a scientific experiment only to awaken 53 years later in a totalitarian world devoid of men, ruled by matriarchy. As they wake up in what resembles a futuristic hospital ward, Max and Albert receive some news from their female doctor, Lamia. They learn that a nuclear war had ensued, while they were sleeping, in which a nuclear weapon, initially meant to temporarily paralyze male genes, resulted in their complete annihilation, leaving the two protagonists as the last two men on the planet. They learn about parthenogenesis – the method by which women had been able to reproduce by generating solely female offspring in laboratory conditions. “Piercing virgin eggs… In the uterus… Mechanically… Egg on egg…” stammers Albert, as Max cries out, “Not while eating, for heaven’s sake!”. They also find out that the world they now inhabit is entirely artificial and located underground, as the Earth’s atmosphere is believed to remain highly toxic after the war. As they try to navigate this new reality, they gradually realize that they have become lab rats under this new regime, and conformity is not an option. Consequently, they decide to flee the underground – a decision that proves to be far more challenging to execute than they initially anticipated.
The movie, now roughly 40 years old, sparks some controversy in a highly democratic and liberal world, where many find the association of female emancipation with a totalitarian regime derogatory and inappropriate. The iconic remarks made by the characters in the film, though comical in their absurdity, are also undeniably sexist, acting as one of the reasons why the movie receives backlash. What many people fail to notice, however, is the purpose that sexism serves in the movie. To grasp its significance, it’s crucial to understand the socio-political situation in Poland during the 1980s. Between the 1950s and 1980s, Poland, then known as the Polish People’s Republic, was under the communist dictatorship of the Soviet Union. Art and culture became instrumental in shaping socialist attitudes among the populace, leading to heavy censorship and propaganda that significantly influenced what was presented to the public through mass media. As a result, art that managed to pass through censorship was often peppered with symbols and allusions referring to the political situation, which, though illegible to the dictators, strongly resonated with regular citizens living under the regime. Thus, any form of artistic expression became an important tool in mobilizing citizens across the country and countering the propaganda set out by the communist leaders. Similarly, “Sexmission,” which premiered during the communist era in Poland, became a symbol of the totalitarian rule of the USSR, merely disguised as a female dictatorship. By portraying the horrors of a world dominated by one gender, the movie reflects the repercussions of living in an oppressed country dominated by a single, totalitarian ideology.
Initially, Max and Albert conform to the reality they find themselves in – Max flirts with women around him, while Albert appears fascinated by the technological advancements. However, their paranoia grows as they discover food on the breakfast table to be artificial, and tasteless – “Oh sorry, I burped from the plastic” – and the space in which they’re confined to be filled with cameras and wiretaps. “There are no men? But why are there no windows here? And why are there no doorknobs here?” – Max frantically shouts – “The door is electrified! What? A tunnel? A lamp in the floor! Everything is messed up!”. As their escape plans turn out futile due to the wiretaps and constant monitoring by the female staff, the male characters grow even more exasperated – “I can’t take it anymore! Permanent invigilation! I can’t take it anymore!” yells Max animatedly. After yet another of many futile escape attempts, the women give them a final chance to conform by offering the option of “naturalization,” or a sex reassignment surgery that would permanently change their gender. When the gentlemen refuse, they find themselves with no choice as they’re immediately taken to an assembly where women are about to decide their fate in their presence. “We will not allow the return of a world in which the woman is a waitress on the banquet of life where the males feast,” says one of the assembly members, Dr. Tekla. “The male is your enemy!” she exclaims, while Albert responds fiercely, “If not for men, the world wouldn’t have moved forward. The history of progress is that of men. You cannot deny that! All the great scholars, the fathers of progress, were men!”. “Like who?” a dialogue ensues. “Copernicus,” Albert responds. “Lies! Copernicus was a woman!” he hears back and replies, “What? Einstein, then!” “Maybe Curie-Skłodowska too?” can be heard in response. “These phallocrats speak of male inventions. What is it that they invented? A male named Cain invented murder and tested it on his sister Abela. Another one invented prostitution. Another one, slavery. Briefly speaking, we owe all the world’s evil to you. From religious wars to cervical cancer” states Dr. Tekla firmly. “Sure! The only things that aren’t our fault are hailstorms, earthquakes, and whooping cough!” shouts Max sarcastically. Despite their efforts, the trial ends with women opting for the “naturalization” of the last two males, leaving Albert and Max with no choice but to flee. “Why are they running? It all ended well,” asks Dr. Lamia after the end of the trial, puzzled by the men’s constant refusal to conform and become part of the dominant sex.
“Sexmission” is not merely a “sexist comedy”, but rather a depiction of the mechanisms that drive the indoctrination and isolation of individuals in an oppressive system. Max and Albert essentially have no say in their fate and are forced to conform to norms they don’t agree with. Moreover, the image of the matriarchy propagated in the underground does not exactly match the reality faced by the male protagonists, similar to the false image of the Polish People’s Republic cultivated through propaganda during the communist era. The film prompts us to reflect on the consequences of a society driven to extremes – a society of complete uniformity and conformity, upheld through authoritarian ideology and doctrine. “Sexmission” will forever remain one of the most significant movies in Polish cinematic history, standing the test of time and reminding us, Polish viewers, that in the East, “there must be some sort of civilization”.

